fagstamp

By definition, a fagstamp is a derogatory term used to describe somone as having characteristics of both male and female; though it can be used synonymously with a multitude of flaming or offensive nounage, e.g. j00b,newfag,nooblet,/b/tard

Etimology: Origionaly coined by "port3024"

Traditional: Wtf is this fagstamp up to? should we hit on it?

Ambiguous: stfu fagstamp, go cry, lonely and in a corner.

by DietTangent October 27, 2008

false alarm

fake, fraud,not true

i bust my gun man dats a false alarm

by 215 rider June 9, 2011

Self Falatio

To give yourself oral sex

Elliott Richardson, King of Self Falatio

by Captain ? September 1, 2011

false flaggin

wanna be gangsta, wearing gang-colored bandana's (flags)and not part of a gang
pretending to be something your not

Look at that mothafucca with the blue flags on, That nigga aint no real crip, he false flaggin

by Ca$he$ August 8, 2006

false metal

the horshit "music" that bands like slipknot, and korn make. music that requires no talent to make. based on an image, rather than quality of music. fuckin poser ass shit. i hate it. singers that cant sing, screaming meaningless lyrics, and playing power chord after powerchord, over and over.
garbage. music at its worst. Nu-metal.
disgrace to music. disgrace to mankind.
unfortunately MetallicA decided to sell out to this shit, and they dont make the good shit that they used too. its sad but true.

poser bitch: hey man, want to listen to slipknot

MetallibangeR: fuck no, lets listen to manowar, or slayer, or (early) metallica shit, or fuckin ozzy, you poser ass douche fuck.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

false advertising

A classic move to get a girl to go out with a guy. The guy ask the girl to go out with him and friends they both know (who are in on the scam). Last minute the 'extra' friends say they cannot go, leaving the pair alone.

I used the false advertising trick to get her to go out with me.

by Jesse Curtis November 5, 2006

failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

by VickersGTS December 9, 2008