Either you love it, or you hate it.
If you love it, congrats.
If you hate it, it's because you liked it before it was cool, and now it's really annoying to see the world catch up with what you thought was funny many months ago. Like seeing Napoleon Dynamite or Invader Zim, thinking it's hilarious, then seeing it capitalized to the point that you're so fucking sick of it you forgot why it was funny in the first place.
It's an annoying thing to hate. Because really you should be patting yourself on the back for knowing what's funny. You could be a fucking producer knowing what the world will love. But no, you can't kill that hardwiring. We will continue to hate failblog, and those who keep using "FAIL" as a meme, for they are stabbing the wounded.
If you love it, congrats.
If you hate it, it's because you liked it before it was cool, and now it's really annoying to see the world catch up with what you thought was funny many months ago. Like seeing Napoleon Dynamite or Invader Zim, thinking it's hilarious, then seeing it capitalized to the point that you're so fucking sick of it you forgot why it was funny in the first place.
It's an annoying thing to hate. Because really you should be patting yourself on the back for knowing what's funny. You could be a fucking producer knowing what the world will love. But no, you can't kill that hardwiring. We will continue to hate failblog, and those who keep using "FAIL" as a meme, for they are stabbing the wounded.
Shmuck: Hey, you see that sign on failblog?
Internet-savvy man: Ten months ago. Old shit, man. Let's focus on new information to process and fuck your failblog.
Internet-savvy man: Ten months ago. Old shit, man. Let's focus on new information to process and fuck your failblog.
by DougYoung March 31, 2009
Get the failblog mug.When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%
Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!
ASIAN FAIL.
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!
ASIAN FAIL.
by E.Z Asian April 30, 2010
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A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.
If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".
If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".
by K.C.J. May 3, 2010
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by Master Ellie January 1, 2009
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Get the failboy mug.1.) A person...(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a fucked up situation
2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol
2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol
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Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."
Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"
Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"
Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."
Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"
Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"
by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009
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Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!
by jtf81 October 14, 2009
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