Failiswheel

A ferriswheel full of failures. Most of which are of epic proportions.

After Britanies epic failure at the gay rights speech i felt it was time for her to enter the failiswheel

by EthanHoodrat July 30, 2009

Task failed Successfully

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...

by just your average suburban September 6, 2022

fairlie

one who hires escorts for social events

"Dave's pulled a cracking lass for this party"
"Nah, he's done a fairlie"

by anon August 3, 2004

Beer fairies

Some one who leaves a cooler of beer on your front porch.

If you have been visited by the beer fairies you will receive a gift of beer out of the blue.
Before you enjoy this gift you must agree to 2 simple rules.

1, you must stop, relax, take a break and enjoy this gift right away.

2, you must restock the beer fairy cooler and become a beer fairy by delivering it to another deserving friend!
If you are unable to follow these rules do not open the cooler.
Instead call the beer fairy hotline (provided on cooler) and the gift will be picked up and shared with another thirsty soul.

OMG! who left a cooler of beer on our porch? Must have been the Beer fairies! beer fairy

by brown bear45 October 21, 2011

falien

Falien - An alien which turns out to be fake.

The Alien James claimed abducted him turned out to be a falien

by Ali-UK March 3, 2008

FAIRIES

why the toaster works

the toaster are pleased, the toast is good

by la scrub August 7, 2003

girl-failing

When a girl complains that she's failing school when in reality she has a 95 average

Girl: Oh my god guysssss I'm failingggg!
Everyone else: No you're not, you're just girl-failing

by lawz December 29, 2006