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Faster

Meaning you wanting something to happen soon, now, asap. Term originated in Cobb County, Ga (suburb of Atlanta)
Pull up to my crib faster!
by Comentalktome February 1, 2020
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the kitty is getting fatter

A phrase used to describe almost any situation where something is growing or increasing in size, depth, shape, weight, or awesomeness. It can also be used instead of "the plot thickens" or "this looks bad".

First heard on "Frat Party At The Pancake Festival" DVD, Phoenix (of Linkin Park fame) held up a tip jar and said, "It's getting fatter, the kitty is getting fatter!", referring to the exponential increase of spare change as time went on.
1. "So I checked my bank account. I now have almost $500! The kitty is getting fatter!"

2. "So I'm almost done redecorating my room. I got new curtains and hung up some Christmas lights." "Wow, the kitty is getting fatter."

3. "...so it turns out, Stacey thought she slept with Mike, but she actually slept with his brother, who was passed out in Mike's room." "Holy shit." "But that's not all..." "The kitty is getting fatter?!"
by anonymush September 23, 2009
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Fasterbate

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.
Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.
by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011
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fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011
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fasterbait

Hey bob, you wanna Fasterbait with me today?
by c0deman991 September 14, 2016
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Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.
Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then
by Lucosa April 12, 2017
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Falterations

Altering your faults onto someone else
You altered your fault onto me ! How could you lie ? I never did such a thing! You’re throwing falterations at me!
by AnonymousTwins December 20, 2017
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