Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.
"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"
"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"
"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"
by dbetten7 December 25, 2020
Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.
What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.
by illinoishorrorman December 31, 2018
When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.
dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.
by smasha314 August 30, 2017
When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.
by nuttery October 25, 2017
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by the cold hard bitch August 04, 2012
1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours
Husband: "Honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?"
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."
by Kevin Haas January 08, 2008