Florida Man Fuel

Methamphetamine or Meth. Used by Florida Man to maintain his rigorous schedule of robbing fast-food restaurants and committing insurance fraud.

Orlando police pulled over a van with 601 pounds of Florida Man Fuel hidden in the back

by Plura Entropy August 2, 2019

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.

Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!

by Ahaha_killme March 2, 2020

Florida Ma'am

Florida Ma'am is kin to the infamous Florida Man. She could be his cousin, sister, maw maw or next ex wife. She's bold and brazen, tough and beautiful. She knows her way around the Everglades of Florida and has even been known to hang with Skunk Ape himself. She's a lady for certain but will defend what she loves at all cost and look beautiful while doing it! Like a panther to milk, men want her and women want to be her. She's the gator ridin', possum' toting, beer drankin', snake charmin', Queen of the Swamp!

That damn Florida Ma'am!
Check out Florida Ma'am and her gator wrasslin' exhibt!
All the men want a Florida Ma'am!
Florida Ma'am, hold my beer!
I wish I could be a Florida Ma'am

In today's news, Florida Ma'am shows off her collection of pet raccoons she rescued

Florida Ma'am for Governor!
He left me for a Florida Ma'am!

by Vagabond Vixen November 30, 2021

FLORIDA MAN

a man arrested/died for the stupidest reasons like dying by using a vibrator in a bath tub.

person 1: did u hear what happened on the news?
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: it was another Florida Man

by cunt_smasher October 30, 2019

Florida Sand Baby

Gay folks born and raised in Florida.
Cute guys from miami.

Florida sand babies will make you move to Miami.

I met a Florida sand baby and moved to the sunshine state.
A Florida Sand Baby is immune to hurricanes.

by TrillestPunkEva July 16, 2018

florida special

The act of getting drunk and high off bath salts, then getting a blowjob from an alligator which ultimately results in the loss of ones penis

Benjamin was sad, so he gave himself the Florida special

by QWERTY7769 April 22, 2020

Florida 4

A group of 4 washed-up men in their late 20's and early 30's who played high school sports together but are no longer athletic by any means embark on a long weekend vacation involving cocaine-fueled, homoerotic activities in another state (typically during the winter months) with the guise of a "Boys golf trip"

Florida 4 man 1: "The Florida 4 trip was so epic bro! It was two weeks ago and I still can't breathe through my nose"
Florida 4 man 2: " Bro, it still hurts when I sit. Florida 4 was awesome!"

by Rigz57 January 28, 2022