Playing The Clam Fiddle

Female masturbation.

Joey - Sarah are you playing the clam fiddle in there!?

Sarah - NO!

by Aviel_Nick May 7, 2010

chicken fiddle

The moment when you realize you don't have time for this.

Example Dialogue:

A: "Hey are you ready for the test today? "
B: "Chicken fiddle"

B went home and wasted away.

by hcclimber May 2, 2015

Polish fiddle

A solo sex act in which a lady tittie-fucks herself with a dildo. (Orig. Only a Polish woman would be dumb enough to tittie fuck herself with a dildo. Also, the act of tittie-fucking oneself with a dildo would produce a motion much like bowing a violin).

Susie Woznoski: "My god- my neck is so sore."
Dana: "Why?"
Susie Woznoski: "I tried the Polish fiddle last night. I did it for hours and never came." :(

by bobby771 September 25, 2009

Unbridled Fiddle Faddle

The act where one gets very drunk and removes all clothing.
sexual acts are not always involved, however, FULL nudity is required.

Connor: "Mikey B is coming clubbing tonight!!"
Steff: "Cool..... why such excitement?"
Connor: "Cause unbridled Fiddle Faddle will occur!"

by Little Steffie January 4, 2011

rusty fiddle

Three gay men have a threesome. One man rides a cock and when the man whose cock is being ridden cums the third man licks all the juices off

Zack, Larry, and Bob are freaks. They do a rusty fiddle at least twice a week.

by AssLicker6968 February 20, 2018

Bitch Fiddle

A derogatory term toward a standard 6-string guitar by someone who plays a guitar with 7 or more strings.

My Dean ML Modified 8 8-string would smash that fuckin bitch fiddle.

by Kung Fu Underwear Dogface Ninj October 29, 2019

fine fiddle

Top shape; top of one's game; honed to perfection.

At the start of the performance, he appeared to be in fine fiddle.

by momofmat September 19, 2016