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fiam

Acronym for, "Fuck, I'm a muggle!"

Used upon the life-shattering realization that while being a witch/wizard would be totally awesome and convenient in his/her current predicament, the speaker is not, and therefore, unable of being totally awesome.

Phrase can be used as an antonym for "super mega foxy awesome hot."
Person A: "Hurry and apperate over here! We're watching A Very Potter Musical!"
Person B: "FIAM!"
by yeralizardharry January 8, 2010
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Fiar

Someone who fakes illness to the max for attention.
Guy One "Did you hear that Sophie has Rickets?"
Guy Two "what? i heard she had heart failure?!"
Guy Three "she told me she has diabetes"
Guy One "ohmygod, she's such a Fiar"
by worthatleastasnakebite November 27, 2010
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Fiacca

Italian orgin, made popular by the Calabrese.

Sluggishness
Tiredness
Laziness
Feeble
Dull
Half-Hearted
Unexciting
Unimaginative
Wishy-Washy
Uninspired

Or in more slang:

Cant be fucked
Cant be bothered
No energy
My fiacca's at an all time high with work today
I have fiacca with that assignment tomorrow
Remember that time me and you had fiacca for work?
If i didn't have fiacca i'd be rich by now
I have an unbelievable amount of fiacca for work tomorrow
by Fiacca April 13, 2011
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fiat 126

Son: Dad what is that cars name?

Dad: No son, it's not a car it's a shoe box on wheels

some may also call it a fiat 126. (it's a REALLY small car)
by GuuseTT July 9, 2017
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Fiago

He's a good guy and probably a football fan. Supports a banter club with no hope. His opinions are pretty good though so go follow him.
Fiago's predictions are so bad. He lost another battle
by Someone 00 November 20, 2021
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fiasco

An event that has the appearance of falling completely apart at any moment, yet somehow manages to work out. Characterized by increased levels of both stress and enjoyment. Provides excellent story-telling material.
That trip where we drank rum and warm Pepsi and got stranded on that island and it started raining so we had to sleep in an old Datsun on that guy's front lawn when you were puking and we almost lost our jobs...man, that was a fiasco!
by Believe August 6, 2005
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fiat 500 cunt

Normally a hair dressers car. But are occasionally driven my there boyfriends who are that far wedged under the thumb they are not allowed to drive the main car in the family (usually a BMW, Mercedes, Audi)
"Hey did u see that pube head try to cut me up in his fiat 500"
" leave him alone the Fiat 500 cunt has probably just been bitch slapped by his woman"
by Gremmo July 24, 2017
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