This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.
Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.
by Dr J G July 17, 2009
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by bro2baseball June 16, 2009
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The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).
Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.
Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.
Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.
Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.
Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.
by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009
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by MrFishMan January 10, 2011
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Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!
Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!
by noonebythenameofolivia March 1, 2011
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by chefanthony April 19, 2021
Get the free smiley faces mug.The singular form of the word feces; that is to say, a single stool floating in the shitbowl or lying on the ground, waiting to be stepped in and subsequently tracked inside the house.
{Hoolio}: Hey look out Hozay, there's a fece that you're about to step in!!!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!
{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!
{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
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