One fecal unit (a turd) with a thick layer of semen ejaculated onto it; in a straight line, waves, squiggles, or zigzags if you so wish. Don't forget a doily!
To make an eclair one fecal unit should be exerted onto a decorated plate, with a semen deposit neatly extracted onto the top of it.
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Gary: James! What's that brown and white mess over there on your bed?
James: Oh, that. That was from last night. Jenny was over, and she totally gave me an eclair!
James: Oh, that. That was from last night. Jenny was over, and she totally gave me an eclair!
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The chocolate eclair that you will receive at the "Bottoms Up Rainbow Bar" is a distant cousin from the one you will get at the supermarket.
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