Oh, oops, did I fuck that up for your team? Shit. My bad guys. I keep forgetting that I'm this genius, prerequisite-text writing, archetypal figure, and unrelenting psychic terror and that my words carry a lot of weight around here. Oops... Whoopsy...
Hym "Election? What? No... I couldn't possibly have anything to do with that. I'm being ignored! People don't do the things I tell them to do. So... It couldn't have been me!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
Get the Electionmug. A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.
by SpdRscL November 14, 2023
Get the flat electionmug. As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
Get the election sectionmug. by Jack Fenetre December 3, 2020
Get the socialist electmug. A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.
1. Snort Salt
2. Take the tequila shot
3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes
This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
1. Snort Salt
2. Take the tequila shot
3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes
This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
Steve: Man, this year is shit
Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all
Steve: *takes shot as intended*
Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*
Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all
Steve: *takes shot as intended*
Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*
Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020
Get the 2020 Election Cycle Shotmug. An event where you'll have to choose the lesser evil out of a group of evils, to lead your country that's already in a downfall.
by manofthemilk1 February 26, 2024
Get the 2024 electionmug. A big W for the republicans where everything went their way. Generations from now, fellow republicans will tell the story about how they won.
by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024
Get the 2024 Election resultsmug.