premature ejaculation 

Producing the pearl jam before putting it in the Maam. (See also pronatalist.)

How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?

premature ejaculation by Pronatalist April 26, 2008

Ejaculation Flannel 

A piece of fabric,in this case flannel, used to ejaculate into after/during self fornication.

I was all ready to hunker down for a long evening with gimp fetish magazine, but my ejaculation flannel was nowhere to be found! blast rag spankerchief

Ejaculation Flannel by MoneyMike00000 January 20, 2009

female ejaculation 

a milky-clear fluid thats shoots out of a urethra in a great quantity like a projectile explosion because of a extreme sexual orgasm; often feels like urination

after the horny man had mercilessly pounded her g-spot several times she felt like she was going to pee but instead a fluid jetted out from her swelling urethra and soaked the man completely

female ejaculation by xyz April 29, 2003

spoon ejaculation 

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.

John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"

spoon ejaculation by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010

ejaculating 

In other words meaning your Cum or Seamen comes out

As the girl was sucking my dick i was ejaculating.

ejaculating by Information Giver November 18, 2006

phallic glitter ejaculator 

A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.

Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.

phallic glitter ejaculator by Brae54 August 23, 2011

ejaculant

Adj. Describing somebody who looks like they have just masturbated/ejaculated

"Alex, you look very ejaculant, today!"

"Yeah, I was just jerking off."

ejaculant by Kurt Cobain's GF June 6, 2011