ear monocle

a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.
With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.
by olympic1896 March 11, 2019
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Ear Cancer

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !
by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018
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Ear Fly

That annoying ring in your ear when everything is dead silent.
Man, I crash after the concert last night and I had such an Ear Fly.
by Dranon Von Ryle September 8, 2011
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Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.
Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.
by K Rose July 1, 2020
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ear burgers

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.
by Buffalo Brian September 19, 2008
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Ear Spouge

Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.
by Lover Doll January 5, 2014
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cell ear

a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.
I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.
by tanker177 January 27, 2011
mugGet the cell earmug.

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