espnglish

Espnglish...which can also be termed espnish or "speaking sports" (e'sp'nch) is the act of converting your everyday life into sport analogys.

To speak espnglish, say for example you and your boy Doug are going to the club and get at some girls:

"Come on doug...it's the playoffs tonight. We gotta run the triangle for a couple hours, get in some isolation situations, and then around 2:30 we gotta step up in the clutch and run that stockton to malone pick & roll."

or say you're chillen with some girl watchin a movie and one of your boys calls to get you to hit up a party:

"I dont know man. Coach got us watching film and after that im probably gonna do a layup drill. But if practice ends early, i'll hit you up and I might actually travel with the team on that westcoast roadtrip."

by thatnmarcusgraham March 23, 2009

eSports mode

When someone is doing very bad in a video game, but suddenly focusses and starts doing good.

Wow that guys bad, he better activate eSports mode.

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

Esperanza

A beautiful girl that doesn’t understand her worth just test but she’s gorgeous. She doesn’t know how to fully express herself to the world or her close ones but she will! She feels lonely sometimes and is looking for a companion to be with a spend long days and nights with. She is the loyal,funny,pretty friends to be around. Her friends appreciate her more than what she thinks.

“Oh have you heard about Esperanza i heard she’s cool.” -Maya
“No i haven’t we should ask her to hang out!”-Sarah

by Frank the tank Melendez November 24, 2021

Long Black French Espresso

When a black guy with at least a 10in penis cums on a German girl's face and says I surrender

I gave this nazi hoe a long Black French Espresso

by Cellucci December 8, 2018

ESPN

What Used To Be "Entertainment Sports Programming Network", Now Primarily A Daytime Soap Featuring A Grammy-Nominated Cast Of Rich Athelets

-----------------ESPN------------------
featuring...
Tiger Woods.........as Tony The Whiner
Barry Bonds.........as Cheating Charlie
Alex Rodriguez......as Crying Companion
T.O.................as Mr. Selfabsorbed
LeBron James........as 4 Guys Living Together
Brett Favre.........as Marsha

by ---Tom--- November 10, 2006

hobo espresso

Sticking your thumb in someones bum. Just as effective as espresso at a fraction of the cost!

Person A: *yawn* I'm so tired.
Person B: Sounds like you need a hobo espresso!

by Castoro January 3, 2009

ESPYS

An award show where fans vote for the winners of numerous sports categories.

Ex. 1:Justin Timberlake is hosting the 2008 ESPYS

Ex. 2: Tiger Woods won the best golfer award at the ESPYS

by The Blackk Mamba July 4, 2008