by Bazongas September 15, 2024
Get the Dwarf pronmug. First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
Get the The devil’s dwarf discomug. A cucc who uses words when she doesn't know the definition of the word. She also blames her Xbox when she loses in for honor
by Orishnek January 20, 2020
Get the Dwarfmug. Dward dismantling is When you dismantle a very short person (dwarf) for your own pleasing. Often this is used in illegal acts, almost like sacrifices for a better and longer life.
by Big booty sexer September 28, 2017
Get the Dwarf dismantlingmug. 
When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.
by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025
Get the Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipemug. by We're not doing "get help" March 4, 2023
Get the Get dwarfedmug.