dusty poot

you dirty old fart

jordan o'dell is a dusty poot

by niggerlover6664 March 13, 2014

dusty hitchhiker

When someone approaches you from behind and you fart on them.

She came up to hug me from behind and I dropped a dusty hitchhiker on her.

by Red Bearded Dragon April 14, 2016

dusty mutt

A person who is honestly the most poo rat dirty greasey mutt in these here west indies.

Bennet is a Dusty Mutt

by Kretchen May 28, 2016

Dusty cobra

An octogenarian willy

Man, Herman has such a dusty cobra

by Jamie 'Dusty Cobra' Weston June 16, 2017

dusty koala

When you cum on a girl's hair an it looks like a koala that's been in the outback dust storm.

Jim: dude, she blew me so good I came in her hair!
Rodney: my man! You have her a dusty koala!

by Vinnyitsvinny2 May 9, 2018

Dusty Salsa

The various cans of old food in your pantry that you know you’ll never eat yet never throw out.

Dude: Holy shit, this can of soup expired nine years ago.

Dude 2: Damn. That’s some dusty salsa.

by TT69 March 14, 2018

Dusty Traveler

One indiviual lies prone on their back, while the other is squatting over their face, naked. The squatter proceeds to crop dust, while simultaneously waddling toward the lying person’s feet. Thus, dusting the length of the prone individual’s body.

I decided to get experimental at a party with my best friend. It’s been a week, and we still haven’t said a word to each other, since the Dusty Traveler.

by bell_bizarre February 10, 2019