dickacured

Manicured from the scrotum to the top of the genital area, stopping just below the bottom of the waistline. The equivalent of manicured, but for your penile region

While she was out getting her manicure, I made sure I was dickacured before going out on a hot date.

by ChewedGlass January 16, 2018

Dickaling

A name used to refer to someone with a tiny “Johnson”

Here comes that dickaling Jimmy

by DatAngryBear February 14, 2018

Dickamnesia

When you haven't had the dick in so long that you forget if it was good or not.

Guy: You know you like this dick girl.
Chick: Actually it's been so long since we fucked, I have dickamnesia.

by Carmilythoughts May 9, 2018

Dickahollic

A person(regardless of gender or sexual orientation) who presents an fascination/obsession towards penises.

Man,that guy is such an dickahollic...

by not an grammar nazi March 18, 2018

Dickabled

Dickabled - prone to being a total dick.

John is fully capable of being a total dick: you could say he’s “dickabled.”

by 1JMPMSTR June 25, 2018

Dickability

Dickability is the innate ability to be a complete dick yet maintain some endearing quality that people love.

Carl has dickability!

by Somewhere in Arizona July 8, 2018

dickafix

The miracle pill when you're out of pellets.

My punjo has given up the ghost and i need a dickafix.

by wentzbin August 16, 2018