Dirty-Dished

When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.

If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.

Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?

Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.

Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)

Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.

Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.

(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?

Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.

(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.

Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.

Wife: Literally

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by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016

Butter dish

Harry Styles' way of teasing his fans for a music video.

My friend: hey did you see they updated the (ijustwannatasteit) website. Now there's a butter dish added.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.

by TBSL May 16, 2020

hit the dish

To clean your plate. Finishing everything on it and still wanting more; most often because the food was amazing.

That key lime pie was amazing - I hit the dish and still wanted more!

by USfoodie February 4, 2010

Whore Dish

A normal plate of food, witho ne catch. It has a girls pussy juices cooked into it.

Man who just woke up after having sex with a Slostitute: Hey hun, I just made a whore dish for breakfast!

Girl who got knocked up: I better not find any ovaries in my eggs!

by WHY am I alive??? April 4, 2009

Smelly Dish

The phrase refers to female genitalia that is less than sanitary.

johnrocky: i want ur hot smelly dish

by AnonBlazer October 3, 2010

Dish boi

Someone who repeatedly acts like a bitch and is scared of manning up

Ron: I'm not sure Harry, the girls common room is sacred.
Harry: Come on Ron, don't be such a dish boi.

by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018

butter dish

the external female genitalia, often referred to as the vulva; the female vaginal entrance; often used when refering to the cleanliness of that organ

You should do the dishes because your butter dish is looking skuzzy.

That butter dish needs a good scrub otherwise it'll grow some mold.

I like it in the chlli chute but I prefer it in my butter dish.

by Jessette September 26, 2004