Ding Dong Dang

In an online game, when you think your next kill will level you but it doesn't is pulling a ding dong dang.

"Ding dong dang, I didn't level!"

OR

"Ding dong dang I needed two more kills."

by Pamalyn December 16, 2008

ding dong ditch

beef stewing (definition #7) a girl (or a guy, i dont judge), and then kissing her/him.

after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother

by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009

ding dong ditch

To ring someone's doorbell, hide, then leap out and sever their head, and dump the body in a ditch.

Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book

by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016

Ding Dong Ditch

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.

"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"

by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

by mung-fu March 7, 2017

polka dot ding dong

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.

John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006

bladnaster ding dong

a blast of fresh air; something refreshing, exciting, and original

You ain't like no one else I met. In fact youz a blad naster ding dong.

by Kapone April 30, 2004