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Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.
Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.
by ihatemimes June 19, 2007
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dildotics

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008
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Dildoscillation

dil-dos-cil-la-tion!
Pronounced: Dil -dos-uh-ley-shuh n
--verb
1. the act or instance of oscillating a dildo
2. vacillation between differing beliefs, opinions, conditions, etc. in order to please an audience or individual:
1. She reached yet higher speeds of dildoscillation!
2. "it gets annoying when John dildoscillates just to make that bitch like him!"
by it's Eric the Red October 20, 2007
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dildometry

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...
what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!
by Ayhch February 12, 2010
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Dildoverdose

To Die via an overwhelming abundance of dildos in one's orifices.
Preston has a superhuman tolerance for dildojilar punishment, Therefore he is able to go well beyond the average person's dildoverdose level.
by CuriousXeno February 28, 2011
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dildo ass nigga

A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself
by buttlover213 September 25, 2017
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Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.
by Ten Retro January 17, 2019
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