Crack Ho Skinny Diet

Diet so severe and lacking in nutrition, the person on it either has the goal of looking like a crack whore or trying to get back down to their birth weight. Composed of "nibbling" instead of eating, even buffet plates of food look like appetizers. Food items such as tacos and burritos are comprised of a few small pieces of rinsed turkey meat and a single sliver of cheese (if they splurge). The avid dieter even orders small waters to go with their salads to avoid the calories ice contains.

Customer: "i'll have the 3 inch turkey club sandwich with the turkey meat dragged across the bread, a pickle with no juice and a small water."
Subway: "you must be on the crack ho skinny diet."

Dieter: "I like to put lemon juice on my baked potatoe as a butter substitute, tastes just like it"
Observer: "you dumb bitch, lemon makes anything taste like LEMON!"

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

Dethklok

The most brutal and most metal band that ever existed. Plays with raw, violent, yet melodic force and plays morbid and brutal songs about coffee, vikings, blood electrocution (bloodrocution), and banana stickers.

Dethklok is the most metal band known to man.

by joebob123456 November 26, 2009

Deth

1. In heavy metal culture, is a recurring written form of the word 'death'
2. Same as "death"

Band names: Dethklok, Megadeth.

by crownermorr December 12, 2019

myspace diet

abstaining from myspace for a specified period of time.

its stupid to be on a myspace diet because you don't know what's going on with your friends, favorite bands, and television shows.

by millie39993 October 30, 2006

diet whoopass

sugar-free ass kicking

Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!

by Simon and Chester December 4, 2003

college diet

Not having time to eat between studying, sleeping, and working.

The college diet is in full effect at universities.

by Ivanna Humpalottt January 13, 2008

food stamp diet

1. enough food to only last for one week of the entire month

It's the food stamp diet, you oughta try it; get peaked and whi-et!

by Bruce Citron September 14, 2003