The Point Dexter Paradigm

When the shy Caucasian male that no one talks to turns out to be packing a whole meat sandwich.

Tiffany: Eww, Tommy’s so gross
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing

Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?

by UIU Speed Team March 9, 2022

Dexter

Slang for dextromethorphan.

*How much* dexter did that guy drink?

by D.Psychosis November 24, 2006

Dextered

The feeling when you can’t tell if you’re drunk or high anymore.

Yo man, was watching Monday Night Football and I can't remember where I put my piss jar. I'm so Dextered.

by Bbwayne December 7, 2012

dexter

one who sends dirty text messages.

Wow that girl is a dexter.

by Mikey Massas November 19, 2007

Dexter

A very talented man, with a very unique taste in music. Typically you'll find him at Walmart stalking the shelves

He is 6' brown hair brown eyes, funny, fun to be around, very attractive,

I wish you dexter

by Memziers May 31, 2016

Dexter

One who is texting while drinking. A drunken texter.

I have totally ruined our friendship, sorry that I'm such a Dexter!

by ookoy March 8, 2011

Dextered

When you get fresh as fuck to go out and your plans get cancelled.

Rickie got dextered trying to go to a party.

by Flattop P December 8, 2013