Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

Delay Hell

A term used to typically describe a game (or any other work) being delayed multiple times in succession with no hope of actually being released.

Guy 1: Hey, are you excited for Straighty: The Light Resurrection?

Guy 2: are you still hyped about that? It’s gone through Delay Hell, it’s not coming anytime soon.

by Psuedosocial June 15, 2021

Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is so time delayed. He can't figure any of this shit out!"

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

courtesy delay

Refers to any pause or temporary postponement of a minor action (speaking, standing up or shifting your position while seated or in bed, switching on/off a light or music device, performing a "noisy" task like moving furniture or operating a motorized household device, etc.) that a thoughtful considerate individual performs (often with a moderate taxing of his own patience/bodily comfort) so as to avoid/minimize the startling/distressing impact of said action on one or more other nearby humans, such as a slumbering partner who is super-exhausted and/or is in a lot of pain or other acute bodily discomfort that he feels whenever he's awake, and thus the only time he has relief is when he's actually asleep.

Cool dude #1: Geez, buddy --- why da awkward limp and droopy shoulders?!?!???
Cool dude #2: (groaning in pain as he hobbles over to sit beside his friend to watch the ball game with him): Oh, just da classic "courtesy delay" woes, pal... I was sitting cross-legged on the grass with my girlfriend, and she had fallen asleep with her head in my lap... I knew she'd been up since 3 a.m. to help her mom care for her colicky baby brother, and so naturally, Mr. Soft-Hearted here couldn't bear to wake her up by changing position, and so I just hadda sit motionless on the cold hard ground with my muscles going numb and cramping up for half an hour till she finally came awake to turn over herself.

by QuacksO August 23, 2017

Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out

Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry

by ff69 August 11, 2024

DelaY so2

Most useless and most talentless player ever in Standoff 2 Asia. He's now a big fan of gacha game.

DelaY so2

by DelaYwastaken November 17, 2021

orgasm delay

making someone wait to cum. putting off an orgasm so it's more intense. similar to edging.

We tried orgasm delay, and it was so fucking intense, man!

by prettyprincessthecumslut July 2, 2023