David

A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.

Wow, i had sex with that David last night and i couldn't believe how great it was.

by FirearmsPimp March 29, 2009

David

A tall blonde posh English person who gets pissed for no reason at all.

Sinan: What's the difference between an egg and David, the egg gets laid.

David: (blanks Sinan and all his friends for the whole day.)

by ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°) February 4, 2018

david

a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.

says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot

also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"

Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK

by alphateam123 February 8, 2019

David

David is the funniest guy you'll ever meet. He's very stubborn but has a good heart. He has a bit of an attitude and tries to use his "charm" to get out of problems

David we don't have to do that!

Yes we do!

by Problemchild1987 June 2, 2018

David

David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.

My friend David (my friend has a big fucking knob

by Sgt. James June 28, 2019

David

the most amazing person you'll ever meet. you will seriously fall for him no matter what. he's extremly attractive and has amazing hair. he would seriously never do anything to hurt you, and will always be with you no matter what.<3 he's wonderful just the way he is, most perfect human being to walk the earth.

~~~~~~~~~~~ i love you David

by dfdghnndfvdfgdf dfg dfg dfgdf April 21, 2012

David

1. Mexican. 2. Awesome and AMAZING. 3; Best Person in the whole wide world. Is super duper cute and great.

4. Has Adorable brown eyes! 5. TOTAL turn on just saying,
Very Unique (ad'j) Plays Call Of Duty and Minecraft.

A person who is the best boyfriend.

Dude, Hes a David, because he plays games all day ;)

by HelloKittyAsian October 14, 2011