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david

a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.

says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot

also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"

Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK

by alphateam123 February 8, 2019