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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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Doomscrolling

The act of endlessly scrolling through bad news on social media or news websites, often causing increased anxiety or feelings of hopelessness. Originates from the video game "Doom" and represents the chaotic and never-ending flow of negative content.
"I couldn't sleep last night because I spent hours doomscrolling through my Twitter feed, and all the bad news kept me anxious."
by iwv December 28, 2023
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doomshitting

A prolonged session of defecation resulting from doomscrolling on the toilet
He's been in there for an hour.

Yeah, must be doomshitting.
by Wheatyfields April 12, 2024
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doomshitting

A prolonged session of defecation resulting from doomscrolling on the toilet
He's been in there for an hour.

Yeah, must be doomshitting.
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doomshitting

A prolonged session of defecation resulting from doomscrolling on the toilet
Guy's been in there for hours.

Yeah, I've got hella notifs from him, must be doomshitting.
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Doomseeking

The act of never looking for anything positive, whatsoever, in any situation, and usually results in the escalation of any situation to the worst possible scenario.
No Becky, they're not going to take your house because you spilled a glass of water. Stop doomseeking.
by wargoul April 15, 2024
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doomsday syndrome

A syndrome known by majority of people mainly on Discord that is used on people who stop talking and even listening in a voice chat because they are typing something in chat, losing focus on what a person was saying in voice chat.
“Yo what time is it for you?” - Says in vc

“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”

“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”
by holdingyouforransom June 9, 2024
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