Dirt Bucket

The ass hole. The bung hole. The anus. The rectum.

Frank drilled my dirt bucket last night. I can't shit today.

Someone emptied their dirt bucket in that bathroom. It's bad.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Dirt Snatch

A whored out pussy that is engulfed with various STDs including, but not limited to, the clap, the herps, raging gonorrhea, etc.

"Dude I fucked Kylen this weekend."
-"Man that bitch got a DIRT SNATCH!!!!!"

by Eric DeBold Will Bleum Noah White February 27, 2008

Dirt Burglars

Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.

We're going to Dallas this weekend to watch our team kick the living crap out of the Dirt Burglars.

by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009

Dirt Skirt

A dirt skirt: Is a cute girl you meet while she is young but who grows up white trash. You know she will always be trash and your sad cuz you would totally want to have sex with her later on in life.

Sheila was cute from day one but she'll always be a dirt skirt.

She is a total dirk skirt but I would still bang her.

by -cM July 16, 2007

Dirt slut

Not to be confused with "dirty slut". This type of slut annihilates all hope for humanity.

Joe: "Bro, that slam was a fucking

dirt slut, she went ass-to-mouth.

Jack: "No, dude, I have an ex that snorted a line of cum off a table for some coke once".

by Beer for my horses August 20, 2013

Dirt Circle Destroyer

One ply or less toilet paper

After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.

by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016

dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019