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despective

Spongebob Squarepants is despective about his sexuality. Of course he's gay. Come out you absorbant sponge.
by Angelic Fruitcake February 23, 2005
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deceptively intelligent

A compinsult, used when someone is smarter than they appear. It may be that it's being looked at such that the "thing" (whatever it is) is deceptive. In a way, that's true, but it is we who are being deceived. If his intelligence is deceptive, I am being deceived as to his intelligence.
mike: you are deceptively intelligent
mary: what is that last word mean that starts with a d
mike: look it up
mary: so ur telling me that im lying to u about what im telling u
mike: no, mary, try again...
(point proven)
by ekimregor February 28, 2011
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Prime Directive

something on Star Trek ... if you know the full answer ... you live with your mom and don't have a girlfriend ...

oh and you probably eat food from 7-11
person 1 "well on star trek they had the prime directive"

person 2 (female) "i'm going to go stand over there now"

person 1 (weeps softly)
by some music snob April 22, 2005
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Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.
by Mallate April 12, 2005
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Detective

detective: (noun) uuuummmmm I believe that you are not suposed to be on your cellular device .
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by Blake Simonson 69 June 1, 2018
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defensive cricket

A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
by BBB April 17, 2005
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Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!
by JMC70 October 25, 2016
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