data slave

An individual that uses usually free but sometimes paid services like search engines, social media platforms, streaming services, cloud storage for photos and videos, apps on smart phones, and carries a smart phone with them everywhere they go. The companies offer these services have exploitative EULA's and terms of use, which enables them to take the massive amount of private information/data a user generates, sell it to whoever thinks they can extrapolate something from it or sell it again for profit all while the user really gets nothing from the sales of their personal data and constant violation of their privacy other than using said "free" service. Additionally while using these "free" services, in addition to having their data sold/privacy constantly violated, a user's personal time is usually monetized by constantly showing them advertisements.

We're all data slaves, man. Google is out here making billions of dollars per month from selling our data and we get nothing for it.

by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 22, 2022

Data Mining

The belief that any sufficiently large amount of data contains the information you want with probability aprroaching 1.

- I really wanted this study to proof that my saliva cures cancer, but it doesn't work.
+Have you tried data mining?

by Haniseeker December 11, 2016

Dance Data

Data to make you dance.

This music is pure dance data

by The_Acrelid March 9, 2024

data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit

Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle

by Nrob88 March 13, 2024

Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.

Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.

by nolandc February 14, 2020

browsing data

The cleanest thing men have.

Person 1: Jarred haven't you used your new computer?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Where's your Browsing Data

by NoUhAhNataNeverHELPMEHIDETHEM November 23, 2020

Data Wasteman

A person who sends boring and bad memes and social links, particularly video, that are a waste of data to watch.

Haissam you are such a data wasteman. That TikTok video just took 3 minutes of my life I can’t get back

by Lockitt January 26, 2024