Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

Cuntachini

A graphics teacher who is so bipolar that she makes your bipolar aunt seem normal.

"god she's such a cuntachini I can't stand her"

by 10incrediblefactsabouttheanus April 14, 2017

Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.

I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover

by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018

Contact Hype

When you get hyped because people around you are hyped.

Chris got major contact hype from Jerrod on the way to Bassrush.

by LunaUsagi July 20, 2018

cuntastrophic

When a chick meddles to the point of absolute fuckery, causing a shit storm of issues. Most likely associated with a bitch of the highest caliber who will stop at nothing to cause drama.

Goddamn man! She is the most cuntastrophic chick I have ever known. She can't go a damn day without causing some shit! FUCK!

by PayneEbonwing July 18, 2019

Contactless

No touching of a body part from person to person

Pizza deliveries are now contactless at your door.

by Contactlesspizza April 23, 2020

cuntastic221

An abusive piece of shit who thinks women should have to do everything he says on MMORPGs.

Cuntastic221 manipulated an innocent women because he thinks the world revolves around him.

by Shadowbtch July 26, 2021