A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.
Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023
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1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"
BRITISH THEOLOGICAL
2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
ORGIN
from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"
BRITISH THEOLOGICAL
2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
ORGIN
from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product" "they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
by pseudonym handler April 5, 2023
Get the cumpare mug.a cumpire is a vampire but only goes for the purest semen. the purest semen is in little boys. they extract the semen by sucking the little boys willy and spitting it out in milk bottles. the only known cumpires are the Atkinsons there whereabouts are in the stella tunnels have been sighted in winlation schools and in blaydon if you see these horrific beasts please let the nearest priest know where you saw them
by ethan j brown June 1, 2023
Get the CUMPIRE mug.Vampires that suck semen instead of blood.
Cumpires get their strength from consuming semen instead of blood.
Cumpires can be either male or female.
Cumpires get their strength from consuming semen instead of blood.
Cumpires can be either male or female.
Pastor Phil on a website called "Twitch" is a known cumpire.
California is full of Cumpires.
Cumpires hang around gay bars.
#AlexisMason is a Vampire and not a Cumpire
California is full of Cumpires.
Cumpires hang around gay bars.
#AlexisMason is a Vampire and not a Cumpire
by #AlexisMason October 2, 2023
Get the Cumpire mug.Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.
Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
Get the Air Cumpressor mug.1. A pejorative to the term Cum Dumpster meaning the opposite of a female cum dumpster-hence dumb cumpster.
2. An idiotic or ignorant person.
3. A slutty girl who is dumb and takes in a lot of cum
2. An idiotic or ignorant person.
3. A slutty girl who is dumb and takes in a lot of cum
by Xiber June 14, 2008
Get the Dumb Cumpster mug.A woman's vagina after a male (of any species) has ejaculated in her. In pornography this usually involves several males to ensure that the semen drips from her vagina to be captured on video or camera.
by navyblue December 6, 2006
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