Crumber

A person who often refuses to get something they desire for themselves for various reasons. For example someone who will refuse to buy a feed for themselves will wait for others to finish and mop up the crumbs, is referred to as a crumber.

"Fuck I'm full after that large Babalui's pizza!"
"Can I have some?"
"You're nothin' but a crumber you piece of shit"

by laceman October 16, 2009

crumulent

Ironically legitimate. Implies that the subject is actually laughably full of shit, but that there is a reason to keep a straight face and pretend that it is not.

Fox News defines crumulent journalism today.

(Note: Because the Colbert Report is satirising legitimacy, it cannot be crumulent, but can only pretend to be crumulent.)

by keith_ng March 12, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.

"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"

by Meg May 26, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

one of the stupideszt sayings ever.

bob: omg i shit my pantz

John: lmao that's the way the cookie crumbles

bob: stfu fag.

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 21, 2006

crumblebutt

A rare disease in which your butt crumbles into pieces from being butthurt. There are several stages at stage 5 you will need to operate at stage 9 you will need the iron butt and at stage 11 there's nothing more that can be done for you god have mercy on you soul.

Person one: Have you talked to Josh lately?
Person two: nah, that guys Crumblebutt is like stage 11.
Person one: more like crumbleasshole that fucker can't take a joke.

by Anony45 March 1, 2014

that's the way the cookie crumbles

This is said when something bad has happened to someone - implying that it is was just bad luck.

Could also suggest that this bad luck had to happen to someone.

Tony: Oh gawd - I got paired with Micky D?
Matthew: That's the way the cookie crumbles!

by pdc May 26, 2004

crumbling

to break into small fragments or crumbs

Look,Syria streets crumbling after the Russian air strikes

by bnazy September 23, 2016