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Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.
"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."
by Goot Poot May 19, 2018
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Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.
Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.
by Catgar February 9, 2022
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creed-crude

Describing a person who speaks with the authority of a dogmatic belief system but acts with the unrefined hostility of a mob

The act of using a high-minded creed (like "loyalty," "honesty," or "justice") as a camouflage for crude, aggressive behavior
"Her creed-crude is showing again—she says she’s 'just being honest,' but she’s actually just being a bitch to the new girl"

"Don't listen to that creed-crude; she thinks her group’s gossip is some kind of holy gospel"
by wiwowiwowi February 11, 2026
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sweet light crude

Oil. What will soon be costing upwards of $120 a barrel.
I hope the prices of sweet light crude don't go up any higher, otherwise I may have to sell my body so that I can pay for gas.
by Sweet N Low May 6, 2008
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Crank my cudgel

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.
by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022
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