Chonce

Niall's cute version of saying Chance, he says chonce instead, and directioners love it, they shout and scream: WTF is a chonce!?

( it's because of his Irish accent)

We took a CHONCE, god know we tried

by _mylifeisonedirection_ December 31, 2018

concertmaster

The principal member of the first violin section; generally the most skilled violinist in any given orchestra. While technically only in charge of the first violin section, they often make executive decisions in regard to bowings and phrasing for the entire orchestra. They especially enjoy lording over the second violin section.

A great source of insecurity and angst for all concertmasters is the fact that they just weren't good enough to make it as soloists. Their oversized egos to compensate for the fact that they're really just failures inside, always looking up at what could have been if their playing was better.

While the term 'concertmaster' is generally seen as gender-neutral, the term concertmistress is occasionally used for females occupying this role.

Principal second violin: Hey, I heard they filled the concertmaster's spot with someone other than you. What do you know about this guy?

Assistant concertmaster: I heard from a mutual friend at Eastman that he hates his life because he went to Juilliard thinking he was actually going to come out a soloist. Instead, he ended up here, haha!

Principal second violin: No shocker there, but that means he's probably an arrogant, butthurt prima donna who's going to totally suck as a stand partner. I'm so sorry for you!

by Che Criollo May 6, 2020

Concept of Tylerization

A strange concept that is very similar to trying to memorize everything pertaining to a subject in a very short timeframe. (especially in academic settings)

You went from a noob to an expert in under a week? You must be an expert at the Concept of Tylerization.

by babla13579 June 6, 2020

Concernation

When somebody or a group of people react with concern towards something. This could be shown by somebody physically registering concern by using their body language like facial expressions, by a person or group of people talking about how concerned they are about something or by somebody or a group of people acting concerned towards something.

The father's face registered concernation when his son told him he was being bullied at school.
The volunteer group showed great concernation for the refugee group.

by Joshthealmi9hty August 18, 2021

Concert-lag

When you get home from a concert so late, you feel as if you’ve entered a different time zone

Dude 1: why are you so tired
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.

by Wmln May 9, 2022

Excess Concert Rubbish

What's left on the ground after a concert. Usually after more hardcore or grindcore and metal concerts, after the mosh, & crowd surfing. Items inlude: Licences, Money, Keys, Broken phone parts, and pretty much everything inbetween. Usually though, it's trash & pointless stuff.

Person 1: "Dude look! I found this 1997 boyscout key chain after that Korn concert on the ground!"

Person 2: "Come on, dude, Put that down, it's just excess concert rubbish."

by Luci Smythe May 10, 2009

Casket Concert

Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.

I wasted $80.00 to watch an another Casket Concert by a 86 year old musician.

by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020