the unoriginal crocs ex: flip flops, sandals,etc. for those who don't want to be seen wearing real crocs.
by bitchcrocs July 17, 2019
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When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.
by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020
Get the Croc Slap mug.An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022
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The commercial version of the high fashion jail shoe. the all economy levels available knock off. The cellular fallout shoe of disaster. The cause of my everyday anxiety when I remember they exist. They cause some to have moments of flashbacks when they first remembered seeing people wear them. "What are those?" We all said. This is what they are. God showed me.
"I got the latest pixelated devolutionairy character button for our 2 year olds Crocs!"
"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."
"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."
"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."
"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."
by Psuedonet June 22, 2025
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