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crooked strike

when a bowling pin is injected into a womens vagina while the mans dick is being sucked and your both againt the wall wearing bowling shoes.
teryll and charles went to tha bowling alley, &+ kept the shoes, went home &+ pulled a crooked strike to get rid of the horny tension they had.
by Teryll &+ Charles August 10, 2007
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Croaker

A very large poop, which is usually very smelly. It is also known to refer to the sound some poops make. Croakers are usually taken in other peoples' houses.
Hey Bob, by the sound of his poop I believe he is taking a croaker.

Woah man, be right back. Got to take a huge croaker upstairs.
by Z chizzle July 7, 2011
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crooked hat

A slang term used by fundamentalist Americans to describe a demographic of impressionable youth culture who demonstrate their attraction to popular rebellion by wearing their headgear in a manner that does not protect them from the sun.

Traditionally single males between the ages of 13 and 30 with no disposable income, but they dispose of it anyway. Instead of buying groceries they'll buy fast food, and instead of paying rent they live with others. Their excessive time and limited money goes into clothes, video games, movies, alcohol, pot, and minimum payments on a loan for a car that doesn't run.
"I went to go see the new Jason Statham movie, and a bunch of crooked hats were behind me yelling 'Ohh snap!' like every 5 minutes."

"I went to see the new The Fast and the Furious movie, but I couldn't see the screen over all the gold stickers on the crooked hat's crooked hats."

"I went to go see the new Gerard Butler movie, but I couldn't hear anything over the sound of all the crooked hats fapping to the sight of him."

"I went to pick up the new Call of Duty/Halo/Battlefield/ any FPS but I had to stand in a line of crooked hats and listen to them talk about how much they smoke weed, fuck bitches, and rape lives in video games. The seconds were like hours."
by Blank-Disk April 7, 2013
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crooked

The reason Matt never gets any and Kevin only gets laid when he is drunk.
There is not enough alcohol in the world to make up for Matt and Kevin's crooked johnson's.
by Wifey March 1, 2003
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crocked

the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly
Courtneys toes are all crocked
by i dont know November 26, 2002
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crooked cop

A cop who is not straight but rather gay.
The crooked cop on the motorcycle didn't give me a speeding ticket after I flashed him my penis.
by Reno9/11 April 14, 2010
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croaker

a croaker is a person with big lips and is always croakering.they give birth to lots of little croakerettes.the females have a tendency to hide chicken pieces and the cruet under their hats.
a croaker has fucking huge doggie bags.quomp nicking. loves jerk chicken.lips flapping in the wind like a kite.noses like a wizards sleeve.
by polly ploppicus March 26, 2009
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