Sovereign citizen

A cunt who thinks that the police can't touch them until they're dragged out of their car by a cop who has just stood them telling them to get out for an hour before smashing their window and dragging their fat arse out of that window to the floor whist the sovereign citizen screams 'This is rape, get off of me, this is rape, i'm going to get you arrested for rape'

man 1 'who's that retard being pulled out of that car window by Pc bigballs whilsy screaming rape?'
man 2 'Probably the form of fuck-tard known as a sovereign citizen'
Man 1'Or it could be a retard@
man 2'and whats the difference?'

by bigdickmickeymouse January 3, 2020

Critic

A critic is a low-life creature that lacks any talent or ability to contribute anything, yet chooses to verbally attack and put down the works of others. Through usage of long words and general pretenciousness, they pretend to show intelligence and also to appear human like the rest of us, hiding their true parasite form. Everyone has, and is entitled to, an opinion, but a critic makes it their businness to state their opinion to everyone through the media or press, and to state their opinion as fact. If your a musician, film-maker, artist, writer etc, and you see a professional critic writing a review about you, do the right thing and kill them where they stand. If you want to know if a film or band etc is any good, don't read the reviews, ask a friend what they think.

Stephen Fry on Art Critics:- "Imagine, you get to Heaven and St Peter asks what you did with your life and you say, 'Oh I just said what other people did wrong!'"

by Cider Scorpion October 28, 2007

citiot

People from New York City that like to come out the the Hamptons in the summer and act like they own the place. THEY CAN'T DRIVE AND SHOULDN'T.

Look at this! That citiot just cut me off! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ASSFACE!

by I EAT POOP FOR BREAKFAST. March 28, 2009

clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) technique while giving oral sex to a woman.

"John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error."

by David just happens to be god June 5, 2004

Critical Ops

A FPS shooter game for Android and iOS (and iPadOS) mobile devices. It has four different modes, Deathmatch, Defuse, Gungame and Ranked. There are many weapons and skins and even custom reload animations.

Joe: "Hey, wanna play Critical Ops today?"
Guy: "Nah sorry bro, gotta study today"

by jbk() April 3, 2020

Sovereign Citizen

A United States Citizen who is generally homeless, has no Social Security Number, and doesn't pay taxes. Sovereign citizen is quite literally a synonym to domestic terrorist, and enjoy killing anyone who represents any kind of government authority, especially police officers.

" We have the right to bear arms to shoot our own politicians!"
~ A. Dumbass, sovereign citizen

by Jameth Thorton Roxford June 9, 2011

CRITICAL INTROSPECTION

A wonderful and necessary tool for self-improvement that involves looking into the mirror and recognizing and accepting one's own faults and shortcomings so as to become more humble and less proud. Pride is a deadly sin, not a positive trait.

CRITICAL INTROSPECTION has made me understand what I need to improve about myself. As a result, others have become more tolerant of my presence.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022