Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

Creepypasta

This word means, in this sense, stories and thrills that float around the world wide web. Famous creepypastas include: Jeff the Killer, the Russian Sleep Experiment, Slender Man, and more!!! Other Creepypasta include, but not limited to: Smile.exe from My Little Pony, Squidward's Death, Sonic.exe, 1dollar.wav, and many more.

Guy 1: Finnegan, why does Pinkie Pie have a demonic smile?

Guy 2: Don't worry, O'Lafferty, that's jus a creepypasta.

by pricker75 May 21, 2015

creepy

A man who is honest about wanting to get in a girl's panties.

Oh my god, that creep totally just told me that he want to have sex with me, he must be such a dick.

by Alexander Beck March 30, 2005

Creamy

Adj, a word used to desribe anything that can be described in a good or phenominal way.

or and Interjection used as a good exclamation

"I just made an A!" "Creamy!"

That concert was so creamy!

Creamy baige! I just won!

by Jwork October 16, 2010

creepystalker

The younger brother type of the creepystalkerweirdo, the creepystalker is on his way to becoming the former but unable to stalk at a weirdo level. Some might say the difference is that the creepystalker hasn't gone through the full metamorphosis but surely will some day soon. The creepystalker will stalk in a creepy manor but isn't yet as awkward as the creepystalkerweirdo butterfly he will become.

Oh wow, that kid followed me 5 blocks already, what a creepystalker.

That creepystalker is just like his older brother, the creepystalkerweirdo, strange.

by grapesoda May 7, 2009

Creepy Porn

An adjective describing someone's peadophilic looking face.

Tom was talking about his 3 year old sister when Ian's face went all creepy porn.

by Lanky Streak o' Piss December 7, 2010

creepy

What white people will call you if you breach their insular definition of acceptable behavior.

Love letters are creepy.

by nobody0000 July 5, 2012