craptop

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"

Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.

by Legos August 21, 2007

craptitude

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

by fader0003 July 29, 2008

craptapulous

crappy beyond possible measurement.

Her breath was craptapulous.
The craptapulous party left her in complete dismay.

by Ashlee Hamre December 2, 2005

craptacular

sarcastic word used to describe only the worst of days or situations.

Just lost my job! That's absolutely craptacular.

by allison barnes April 17, 2006

craptabulastic

Things being good but at the same time crappy.

The funeral was craptabulastic.

by Shannon51292 May 25, 2006

craptacular

Spectacular crap. Something that is rendered shocking or fascinating by it's low quality or poor condition.

"The rotten old abandoned amusement park was a craptacular place to spend the afternoon."

by Lost America January 4, 2008

craptacular

Reffering to something that is disappointing or sub par

Wow after getting fired from my job and losing my wallet and finding out my girlfriend was cheating on me this has been a craptacular day.

by 00icu812 January 17, 2009