chweek

1. (verb) The shrill squeek-like sound that a rabid, vicious wild chawk emits when confronted. Great caution must be used when approaching a rabid chawk, for they may go on nonsensical and illogical tirades when least expected. It can periodically be difficult to comprehend the communications emissions of a wild chawk, for they are not very skilled at using standard computing input devices.

2. (noun) Sometimes referring to a wild chawk in and of itself.

"Damn, that's a fine specimen over there. Listen to it chweek, Phil. Phil? What the hell are you doing?"

by Chweekmaster 3000 January 1, 2004

Cowbear

The Cowbear is the most annoying item to get in Katamari Forever and We <3 Katamari. You must be at least 8 meters to pick it up...

See katamari for example of Cowbear

by Sildric February 28, 2010

cowpers gland

It’s in the male reproduction system

Hey nick I have my own cowpers gland up my butt

by nicholasJrtheLLAMA January 21, 2018

Cowbell

The cowbell is the most glorious instrument ever to be created by man kind. One can never have too much cowbell

Scott "I could use a bit more cowbell in this song"

by ScottyBoi67 May 30, 2019

cowbelt

An instrument popularized by the band Here Come the Mummies, consisting of a cowbell and bass drum pedal attached to an oversized codpiece. It is played by thrusting one's hips to the beat.

I've got a fever. A fever that can only be cured by some cowbelt!"

by cryptkicker5 October 6, 2020

Simon Cowell

A smug old plastic faced talentless cunt.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced cunt.

by Johndoe567 July 20, 2022

Cowher

the best god damn coach in the best god damn city coaching the best god damn football team in America

Bill Cowher and the jaw did an awesome job this year, Pittsburgh's goin to the Superbowl

by donny iris January 26, 2005