Courtney Loaf

The alcoholic poo that comes the day after a very hard night of drinking. It usually smells like the substance one imbibed the night before.

"Sally drank so much last night the Courtney Loaf she laid the next morning made the whole bathroom smell like rum."

by SisterPiston January 19, 2010

Courtneyed

The act of consuming excess amounts of alcohol to the point one requires hospitalisation.

Derived from the folklore of an infamous Australian girl.

'tonight is going to get messy'
'yeah, tonight we get Courtneyed'

by Stormy Puppy January 31, 2010

Courtney

Not only is Courtney not a whore, but she's also not an evil, malicous or spawn of anything bad. She is fun, loud, the life of the party. She is kind, generous and has a HUGE heart! She loves her family! Courtney is not a sex fiene or someone who would ever have an STD. You are stupid if you think that of a Courtney.

I wish i could be a Courtney

by SaysaCourtney February 4, 2010

Courtney

She is smart & successful, funny, kind, caring and probably the coolest person you will ever stumble upon. She has many goals and dreams in which she knows she can accomplish. She loves partyin' with her friends, or even just kickin back and takin it easy watchin some movies. She can be wild and crazy, or calm and content. Either way, she's the type of person you should definitely get to know!

What would we do without Courtney??

by coremi February 4, 2010

courter

One who seeks out the likes of another with great care and persistence in hopes that they may one day be wed.

Victariarr's courter is at long last the quite sane Jrarrmy.

When the courter, Jrarrmy, sees the courtee, Victariarr, he often leaps with great glee!

by Jrarrmy November 11, 2006

reply courtesy

An act of reply courtesy occurs when you are forced to keep the conversation going by either creating awkwardness or changing the subject because the person you or texting or instant messaging replies with a conversation killer, words such as, "ha, yeah, mhm, lol, ect."

"Wow, the girl i'm texting keeps using conversation killers, i'm just not going to reply."

"Come on man, you like her right, have some reply courtesy."

by supercoolmattb January 4, 2010

courtney

Courtney is someone amazing. she is definitely not a slut. all the guys want her and all the girls are jealous of her, which makes her absolutely awesome in every way. Shes very easy to fall in love with, and she can have you fallen for her in 2 seconds. Once you actually get to know her shes the nicest person and is an awesome bestfriend :D She loves giving advice, can be self centered at times. Has the worst temper so dont get her mad. shes always looking to have a good time and is very funny. Usually has the most beautiful eyes. if your not good enough for her she'll let you know ;
Dont fuck with courtney, she'll steal your man no matter what, and he'll agree because she gets any guy she wants.

the most down to earth bitch i know
id be jealous tooo.

courtney is so hott and amazing i wish she was my girlfriend, - uhm im your girlfriend?

by theeebestttteverr. January 24, 2010