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by sleepisbetter June 28, 2003
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Corporate Hot Pocket

When you stay after work specifically to defecate in a colleague's desk drawer, or filing cabinet.
"Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."
by DJ Gladden September 24, 2013
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corporate cum dumpster

Someone who is willing to do anything to climb the corporate ladder by taking anything from anyone. If it requires sucking dicks, licking ass they don't care. Senior management will come on them and they will be happy to take it
Hey why are you taking that from the Financial manager?

Dude I am a corporate cum dumpster.
by B1Kanobi March 19, 2015
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corporate douche

The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.
The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!
by Telephony August 12, 2016
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corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.
Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020
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Corporate Baddie

a person who gives their best in the corporate world while putting themself first and showing up as their authentic self, all while serving looks.
“bitches might be afraid to leave an abusive corporate job but i’m not one of them bitches, i’m a corporate baddie. i rule this industry.”
by aaim6n August 12, 2023
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Something Corporate

"It's to dying in another's arms, and why I had to try it"
by TB March 4, 2005
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