Coronavirus

Something almost out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there was never any normal behavior to deviate from, people's lives were always dysfunctional before the virus. It's the normal ones that always seem to want to get people more together to form a more functional, appropriate union that you have to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep people from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They're going to be dysfunctional as long as they are human. They don't have to try and get more functional, appropriate, or together on anything.
by Solid Mantis March 03, 2021
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Coronavirus

Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.
by Solid Mantis March 03, 2021
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Coronavirus

The coronavirus didn't change life for everybody. It was never strong enough, and life is worth losing.
If you know who doesn't want things to return to the way they were before the coronavirus, you know who's been benefitting the most from the country getting closer and closer to a totalitarian state.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021
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Coronavirus

A way to get people used to following orders and dealing with sleazy people, instead of thinking for themselves.
The coronavirus is the perfect excuse to try and run anybody off who disagrees with you. Still, not everybody uses the excuse because they can. Not everybody is like that, not everybody tries to take advantage of every oppurtunity they can find to use it. Not everybody is an oppurtunist.
by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021
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A virus that has us all stuck in the house,and ruined seniors last year of high school.
“Bro ,coronavirus got us stuck in the house.”
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CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

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IM LOSING MY MIND
Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
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LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus
by y.e.s.s.i.r May 09, 2020
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Coronavirus

Verb. To Coronavirus someone

To release pent up anger from dealing with all of this pandemic crap upon the first little bitch who pisses you off. Usually in the form of a slap.
Did you see that guy cut me off in traffic? He’s about to get coronavirus’d in the face!
by PineappleOnPizza123 July 15, 2020
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