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The Conan

When a network terminates a long-lasting relationship with one of its stars and then prohibits him/her from appearing on television for a set period of time.

This entertainment industry term comes from the 2010 Tonight Show conflict when NBC decided to give The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno, while previous host Conan O'Brien was given a contract prohibiting him from make any appearance on television until May 2010 and prohibiting him from returning to television as a host until September 2010.
MSNBC ended its contract with Keith Olbermann, and they're giving him The Conan for at least six months.
by The Cone-Files January 26, 2011
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Conanned

Verb. The action of being unceremoniously and publicly ousted from one's employment, like NBC did to Conan O'Brien.
I got caught surfing porn at work again and the boss Conanned my ass in front of the whole office. Needless, to say, I'm currently looking for employment.
by SteveGuttenberg January 18, 2010
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Conanized

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.
Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.
by Im4Coco February 3, 2010
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company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander
by The Prospect September 19, 2013
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Capants

Pants for a male that exceed shorts but falls short of the lenfth of; pants, high waters. (Also see: manpris.)
"This guy smoked a Ja'Blunt and got so high he shit his capants."

-Starfox
by sevenyearnightmare October 28, 2013
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compandalated

oh my god I'm compandalated. How does that even work?
by OccupyMajina October 19, 2014
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company weather

Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.
Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!

I hate company weather!

Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather
by Kraken August 31, 2014
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