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Cookah Control

When a friend protects/prevents your vagina of being exposed.
A girl wearing a short dress or skirt and it keeps riding up, your friend will pull it down to protect her booty vagina

A girl wearing a short dress or skirt is dancing wildly, then she drops it like its hot. Your friend then jumps in front of you so your vagina isnt shown to the world. She/he is on Cookah Control. The person on this duty is determined before you go out to the club/party.
by Ms.CaLi April 1, 2011
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cockadactyl

once thought to be extinct, this rare specie of penebestia is unique in the fact that its body is composed of a human sexual organ but retains its ability to fly with its dinosaur-like wings.
"Damn, shorty was so easy she coulda been a cockadactyl caretaker"

"His shit was so nasty it was identified as a cockadactyl and confiscated to a repopulation program"
by Z3000 February 15, 2007
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cockage blockage

A. when your orange headed friend gets drunk and throws up all over and calls the girl your about to hook up with a tramp. aka Brandon O.

B. when said "friend/room mate" is always around and wants to be gay with you aka Brandon O.
by dill pickles January 11, 2008
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chookas

Another word for cheers. Used mostly by drag queens when toasting one another when drinking cocktails.
"Chookas dahling!"
"Cheers!"
by sire_of_black_eyess September 27, 2005
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cookaboo

synonym for vagina,punnanny,etc.
Drea was so mad she kicked Jen right in the cookaboo.
by Stracke March 13, 2008
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cookatude

Main Entry: cookatude
Pronunciation: \ˈku̇k-uh-tüd
Function: verb

Etymology: Hood English, from Old English cōc, from Latin coquus, from coquere to cook; akin to Old English āfigen fried, Greek pessein to cook and French, from Italian attitudine, literally, aptitude, from Late Latin aptitudin-, aptitudo fitness — more at aptitude
1 : a person who prepares food for eating in a badass way
2 : a position assumed for the specific purpose of cooking
Ex 1: Woah, Bobby Flay got his butt wooped cause that person he faced on Throw Down has cookatude.

Ex 2: That person stands so tall when he is in the kitchen he truly has cookatude.
by SlaughterbeckK August 7, 2010
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Cockaire

Slang for a place or event which has little female representation in comparison to that of males. cock fest penis party
Darren ''This shindig is full of Cockaire''
Sly ''Yeh i know full of cockaireeeeeee, absolute cockaireeeee''
by Sly Dawg August 16, 2007
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