Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.

I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!

by LordJefe October 29, 2018

scribes constipation

An alternative way of saying "writers block".

"I'm not suffering from scribes constipation, I just haven't had the time to write."

by The worst English student February 22, 2022

Info Constipation

The inability to write or create outside of a given framework.

"I had all these ideas but couldn't put it on paper"

"It sounds like you have Info Constipation my friend"

by Sir. KĀG January 24, 2024

Phone Constipation

When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.

My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.

by Sponceee April 06, 2017

Communication constipation

The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.

She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.

by irfanmeric March 30, 2022

financially constipated

When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.

My boss must be financially constipated. I haven't recieved my pay cheque for a month!!

by Kip HT August 17, 2006

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024