Chaka Comes With A Price

A phrase that indicates bad juju (much like a curse of misfortune) will be targeted at a person if they attempt to perform certain acts.

As Dakota reached for my last cigarette, I warned him, "Chaka Comes with a price.." Unfortunately, he disregarded my warning and woke up the following morning with Multipleclerosis.

by ChowderDunk June 8, 2016

comasexual

A person who is raped by a member of the same sex while in a coma or is otherwise incapacitated.

When a dude gets drunk, passes out, and is raped by another guy at a party, he is considered a comasexual. This also occurs quite frequently at hospitals when a patient is sedated for an extended period of time.

by Jump-Auf and B-Nasty January 25, 2010

Combusting Herpes

The most unappealing website name to ever exist, only teenagers who think they are edgy and cool by swearing and making sexual innuendos and pseudo rapist comments find the site to be any good.

"Combusting Herpes? Who would find a website like that to be any good?"

by MM132 May 27, 2013

comes with a free ego

A tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.

Steve: Do you know what the temperature in Aspen is today?

Ronald: Lemme check on my brand new iPhone!

Steve: Ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the fuck up.

Peter: Steve, dont you know that the iPhone comes with a free ego?

by dercanerfuyijander October 5, 2009

comes out of the blue

To happen unexpectedly

"He seemed so surprised from the news that comes out of the blue"

by Dolucky April 12, 2021

Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.

Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

comfusing

When Rachel misspells confusing and I decide to look it up on urban dictionary.

"Your school is comfusing."

by J Breck November 19, 2007