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Kitchen complaint

In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.
My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.
by Xyst October 27, 2022
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The Spanish Complaint

Polite way of saying you have tap ass or 'tapas'.
Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.
by nicmac October 8, 2008
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Bag Of Complaints

Someone who is just yeah a full on bag of complaints like yeah hes a pure frozen pea like full on
John - "u mouldy cunt you're a bag of complaints u are tick boy"
Fella - "Shut ur face dopey"
by hahaLol XDz May 29, 2020
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Bitches be complaining

When the bitches are getting on your nerves because of all the disturbing noise she "Thy Bitch" are making, and you feel blood streaming to your fists.
Oh my lord Jesus, Bitches be complaining.

Her: hbclwevgipqrlrgbqbhuqrguø! You: The bitches be complaining.
by Staten2 March 14, 2022
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The 4th complaint

I WONDER WHAT THAT IS! WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE! WHAT A MYSTERY!
Hym "Hahahahahahahaha! What's the 4th complaint Jordan? What's that 4th complaint? Wonder who that could be? What a mystery! Hahahaha! Honestly. I wasn't even trying to do that but I'm glad that 'God' is punishing you for not doing what I told you to do. This is great!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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A noise complaint given when your sexual escapades are too loud for your neighbors.
Bartholomew received a gentleman’s noise complaint after his night with Samantha went through walls.
by NewJerseyCreamSquealer October 29, 2025
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Police services complaint

There are two ways to make a police services complaint in Ontario.

OPIRD is next to useless for complaints about police misconduct and police services trafficking.

Police Services Act establishes the OIPRD’s authority to receive, manage and oversee public complaints about the police in Ontario.

The second is slightly better, the RCMP online reporting, name, badge number, misconduct, racketeering and fraud rcmpreportcyberandfraud.canada.ca

Reporting a scam or computer crime online helps the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), the National Cybercrime Coordination Centre (NC3) and the Canadian Anti-Fraud Centre (CAFC) learn more about the nature of these incidents.

You can report quickly and even anonymously if you wish to share helpful information without being identified.
To make a police services complaint, report police raketeering to the RCMP online.
by Modern Women January 5, 2026
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