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Colton

Possibly the biggest douche ever to walk the earth. If you ever run into this hostile person, don't be fooled by the fake happiness and wanting to see or talk to you, it will stab you in the back. It will claim to be good at guitar and be your friend. When you show any opinion different from it, it will back stab you and say "shut up" in a very Nazi neo-con tone.

Warning signs that he may be a Colton
He is a neo con
He is a douche
He is a back stabber
He is shallow
He doesn't like opinions that are not his
He is a heterosexist
He is a "Christian"
He listens to screamo music
He listens to liberal music but is conservative
He makes a big deal out of stupid stuff
He doesn't like homosexuals for some reason

If he meets more than three of these he is a Colton
If you encounter a Colton please ignore this person, it will bring you pain and is fucking annoying. These people are usually a failure to use a condom, or not enough money for an abortion.
by Goplayyourguitaryouhippy January 5, 2010
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the most annoying emo piece of shit you will ever meet. Shut the fuck up and stop talking about avenged sevenfold you piece of trash
"Wow, Colton won't shut the fuck up, will he?"
by almxrr January 19, 2017
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When a guy throws up in front of a girl at a wild party one night, and then makes out with her at the next party
Yeah Ryan just pulled a Colton. You go dude get it in!
by Katesterxoxo October 6, 2013
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refering to all males that are incredibly fat annoying and repulsive that no one likes. they are the scum of the earth and should be erradicated. commonly their faces a plauged with acne and the remains of their last meal due to their poor hygien and 3rd grade table manners. they play themselves off as cool but in reality they are nothing more than incompitant and very insecure.They are also equipt with a small penis comparable to a 7 year old and balls like a squirrel. they will undobtetly die loney in a cave with a large empty bottle of hand cream and chafing on both hands.
Ah who invited colton thistle? Lets just leave...
by pisspants1 October 20, 2008
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likes to lie about getting nudes. He actually just googles them and sends them to his friends so they think he can actually get girls....truth is he can only get niggers! he thinks he is good at baseball and will go pro... what a sad hopeless dream.
wow he pulled a colton? \
ya he just googled the nudes

oh man thats pathetic what a colton.
by colton clark October 17, 2016
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1. A gender confused male, who prefer shorter woman. Often with tiny genitals.

2. the act of homosexual anal penetration

3. Refers to guys who are incredibly annoying and douchy. Coltons are excessively squeaky and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and stains his pillows black. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent bursts of verbal obscenities.
1. I dont know if that colton is a guy or a girl.
2. I was recently offered a session of Colton.
by dolpha November 17, 2009
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a person with a tiny penis and cannot get any girlsand cannot write and doesnt even know how to tie his shoe and is a chode Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.
look its tiny penis keller i wanna suck his chode lol Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.
by billy chode April 17, 2017
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