Matthew Colpus

A literal God

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"

by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018

ethan colburns life

a completely meaningless black hole of inconsequential boredom

i cant explain ethan colburns life my dude

by Casserole x Shrek June 19, 2018

Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.

Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it

by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019

external-combustion engine

A fluid-fuel-powered motor that is so poorly designed/maintained that its exterior actually catches fire.

One should periodically check "under the hood" for oil-leaks to reduce the chance of said power-plant's becoming an external-combustion engine.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019

Spontaneous combusticide

The act of committing spontaneous combustion.

Friend 1: So how'd he die?
Friend 2: The coward committed spontaneous combusticide.

by kachiggawatt August 23, 2020

Xcloudy._.colbsX

XCloudy._.colbsX is a TickTock editor and over the the couple months he has been editing on TikTok they have gain a couple thousand followers

Person1:omg have you seen @Xcloudy._.colbsX new video

Person2:omg yes
Person1:I’m so surprised they haven’t hit 3k already

by XCloudy._.colbsX July 6, 2021

spontainium combustiom

the spell that makes the person who said it explode!

"spontainium combustiom, that's the spell that makes the person who said explode!" -someone who exploded

by bolognamanpersondude69 September 24, 2021