cigarette run

When the family patriarch leaves his family with the excuse of getting a pack of cigarettes.

Gob left went on a cigarette run, leaving his baby mama and his child behind.

by 5buckis5bucks March 12, 2018

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Cigar

A breath freshener for someone who eats shit

DJ Eats so much shit he smokes cigars to make his breath smell better

by Fuck your feelings April 29, 2019

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1. The object niggas use to look cool
2. A finished lollipop that has smoke coming out on the other end
3. The ultimate object that puts you on trigger
4. The object people need to suicide
5. The No1 thing people waste their money on

Chad: Guess what, people vape now

Joe: Really?
Chad: Yeah, bust me a cigar, I ran out
Joe: Nah mine is gone too man
They see a vape on the floor
Chad: MINE
Joe: MINE
Joe wins because he just smoked a cigar. He is on crack.

by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023

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Soggy Cigar

When you are doing the female (or male) anally and you get shit on your dick and the anal recipient proceeds to lick or suck on the dick to remove the shit.

Hey man I totally gave Lauren a Soggy Cigar last night!

by Beefdog October 21, 2013

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Funky Cigarette

A more 'politically correct' word often used on British radio stations mainly by people who have never smoked weed before to describe a joint, zoot, spliff or any other hand-rolled cigarette containing high amounts of weed that makes you trip major balls sacks and leaves you with a weed-over you'll never forget the following morning.

Dealer: "hey kidz you all want a funky cigarette?"
Kidz: "what's a funky cigarette?"
Dealer: "a joint you dumb fucks!"
Kidz: "yeeeeeeeah!"

by jollyjoker96 June 19, 2016

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